You're a worthless hunk of bone, brought to life by the necromantic powers of some brooding space queers with swords and mysteries to solve, but that's not really about you. You had a single function and you performed it, and yet you're still here. Maybe while everyone else is distracted you can steal a golden barge and go exploring, or maybe you already escaped and these backgrounds are being used in another Troika! game.
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