Child of Darkness
In a town not so far away, a child was born.
A sweet little boy with perfect dimples and curly hair, and two little horns growing from his forehead.
Naturally, the Church can't stand for this, so you've been tasked with disposing of the child in some way that can't be traced back to them. They can't give you money (the paper trail, you understand,) but if some of their more unpopular relics went missing, no one would look for them.
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